Making Pockets Happy, For All The Lonely Guys and Girls

For all those lonely people out there, fear not, you can be virtually satisfied. Major porn outlet, SuicideGirls, released a “choose your own adventure” which seems quite a bit like a dating sim with a badass girl as the goal.

To fulfill the geek fantasy, the player meets Zoli Suicide in a comic shop and attempts to say the right things in order to enter into a “sexy 17+ make out session with her.” This one-handed fun could be yours for 99 cents on the iTunes apps store.

Even weird apps after the break!

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Wobble is a revolution in phone applications. After selecting a picture and adding wobble regions the fun begins! Any movement of the phone will make those regions bounce, wiggle and wobble. These regions can be applied any where for endless fun: boobs, bums, a bulge in pants, faces, eyes, hands, etc on girls, boys, inanimate objects…. imagine the possibilities.

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I don’t know what this is called but it is truly Japanese. By blowing into the bottom of the phone, a girl’s skirt goes flying up while she says something cute. What a tease…

Ok, these are becoming less like games and more like porn. I’m going to go take a… ahem…. coffee break.