Want to see these Mass Effect 2 sex scenes Fox News will be complaining about tomorrow?

Hear that? Its the sound of nerd’s everywhere fapping to polygons colliding with each other. Although, it doesn’t hurt that some of these polygons are shaped like Chuck’s Yvonne Strahovski. Still there’s something a little sad about the preoccupation with these sex scenes from the upcoming Mass Effect 2. Firstly, they’re far from explicit – or hot for that matter. Secondly, it brings up the larger question of why they’re there in the first place. Does Shepherd  REALLY have to be such a cocksmith? Will his boning every Alien race in existance REALLY help humanity defeat the Reapers? Perhaps I’m just secretly envious… of Sheppard, I mean. Not the totally lifeless CGI sex he has in the clips following the break.

Update: Sadly EA has been doing its due diligence in removing this “filth” from the internet. One scene remains – hopefully that’s enough for you special brand of perverts.

via Destructoid